Wait 'Til He Stumbles Upon the Human Elephantitis Gallery

Queer teen #1: Yo, when I went to Yellowstone, I took this pic of a buffalo from behind, so you can see the balls hangin' down and everything! It's awesome!
Queer teen #2: What? That's the single worst thing I ever heard! You sick, man. Damn.
Queer teen #1: What the fuck are you talkin' 'bout? It's the best pic ever! I made it my desktop! Buffalo balls are cool!

--Garfield & 7th Ave, Park Slope

Overheard by: Mike N