20-ish guy to friends: Talk about sweat — I never swat so much in my life! –Bleecker & MacDougal Blonde: I’m not a naysayer! I’m not! I’m a yes-sayer… An ambiguous answer-sayer… –Union Square Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Bimbette: Oh my god, I was dramatized! I couldn’t even look at him. –Staten Island Ferry Suit: I just walked into Barnes and Nizzle to take a wizzle. –Barnes & Noble, 22nd St Guy to friend: If the Yankees win the first two, it’ll be a swept. –Rockefeller Center Paint department clerk to customer: Do you want interior or outerior? –Home Depot, Brooklyn Supermarket cashier: I was actually valedictorian in high school, and I wore four-inch heels to graduation. And surprise, surprise — I falled. –Greenpoint, Brooklyn