If by "Discount Shopping" You Mean "Anonymous Barebacking"

Young girl with Texan accent #1: What's Soho?
Young girl with Texan accent #2: Oh, that's like where they have all the discount shopping places.

--R train

Headline by: dan

Runners-Up:
· "Bush Twins.......Activate!" - stephie
· "In Texas, We Call It Mexico..." - Michael Haigh
· "There's a Wal-Mart in SoHo?" - Chuckles
· "They Were Disappointed with DUMBO, Too." - nick


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