Lady, All I Asked You Was, "Which Way Is Uptown?"

Distraught girl: Is there an 'I' in 'relationship'?
Guy: [Silence.]
Distraught girl: Well, is there?!
Guy: Um... There's two, actually...
Distraught girl: God... You're so selfish! You just don't understand me.!

--Brother Jimmy's, 92nd & 3rd

Overheard by: issheaskinghimthis?