It's Like The Island Of Dr. Moreau Out There

Girl #1: Well, you and she have the same taste in men.
Girl #2: Hmmm... That could be bad with y'all bein' roommates and all.
Girl #3: Eh, not really, because she likes Long Island boys, and I find them repugnant.

--11th & University

Overheard by: eloise in heels