Teen girl on cell: Yeah, I mean, I totally don’t get what your mom’s problem is. I mean, it covers your vagina! –109th & CPW Overheard by: Harris Mercer NYU girl: I wore this to a party the other night, and I thought, ‘Slut, slut slut.’ But then I looked around… –W 4th & MacDougal Overheard by: Martin Johnson Fat Caribbean woman to another: Oh, girls’ skirts today! My daughter — her skirt was so short you could see what she had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! –5 train B&T girl to another: Now I have to go home and pick out an outfit to cheat on my boyfriend with for tomorrow night. –14th & 9th Overheard by: DocThomp Teen girl on cell: … Something slutty. … What are you going to wear? –Union Square Holiday Market Overheard by: Sarah Booz