Handsome suit: He can totally clean my gutters anytime. He’s got the whole package. –Exiting Sheraton hotel, 7th Ave Suit on cell: It’s when someone urinates on you… –19th & 7th Overheard by: Golden Slumbers Suit: No one ever wants any of my gum. It’s not poisoned! I might put something in your drink at a bar, though. –A train Overheard by: emilyc Suit to another: That’s because all you eat is fully-cooked, non-contaminated food. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it… –24th & 6th Overheard by: Angi Suit holding sexual harassment pamphlet, to HR department: I have conquered sexual harassment! –102nd St Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.