Drunk Santa to drunk female Santa: I didn’t know what to do! I don’t know anything about kids! –Rockefeller Center Overheard by: James Tipsy LI teen to friend buying LIRR ticket: Is the machine gonna give you a bunch of Sacajaweas? … Dude… Sack-a-ja-wee-wee! She’s gonna be all up in your piece! –LIRR Overheard by: pri Drunk girl sobbing to another: You’re my opposite! You’re my everything! –Sala One Nine Overheard by: And I’m in the fifth dimension… Drunk man: My penis can touch my asshole! –12th & 3rd Drunk girl: You know what would be really weird and sort of pointless? A life-size map. –12th & 2nd Drunk white guy to passerby: He act like is my fault that I’m drunk. –39th & 8th Overheard by: How odd is that