Tourist on cell: So, what do you want me to bring you back from NYC? A fake Louis Vuitton bag? Or fake Chanel perfume? –57th & 7th Bimbette: I just don’t have the energy to have a fake conversation. –LIRR Overheard by: tired Large black man laughing to self: They thought I was a fake doughnut. –1 train Overheard by: Craig Offended girl: Look at this fake snow! It mocks us! Fuck you, fake snow! –Houston & Bowery Overheard by: In complete agreement