Girl on phone: Look, motherfucker — I’ll wear what I want to church on Sunday. –Restaurant, 46th St Black woman: Yeah, chips and soda for a dollar! That’s one church I won’t go back to. –F train Overheard by: Kevin Z Guy on cell: I don’t need to fucking hear that at home! That’s what I’ve got church for! –Broome & Allen Mother to small daughter outside St. Patrick’s: Stop crying — I know it looks more like a haunted house than a church. –St. Patrick’s Cathedral, 5th Ave Black dude: Nigga, nuns ain’t real. –Union Square Overheard by: Gabriel