Professor: So, let’s return to the topic of male nipples for a moment. –Sophomore seminar, Bard High School Early College JAP on cell: … So I picked up and was like, ‘Hello?’ and she was all, ‘Come on, we’re going to get our nipples pierced.’ And I was like, ‘Oh. Um, okay.’ –49th & 7th Biker chick: You don’t understand! You don’t understand that I can’t feel my nipples right now! –St. Mark’s & 3rd Overheard by: Gemma Tough guy to another: We all bang. We love each other. So what if I pinched your nipples?! What’s the big deal? I pinched your nipples! –Port Authority Overheard by: Jim Conroy Girl on cell: At the gallery, a woman offered me her nipple covers. She was like, ‘Hey, do you want my nipple covers?’ … Yeah, it’s been that kind of day. –Stuyvesant Town