Wednesday One-Liners Reach Out and Touch Someone

Hot chick: My phone has finally learned to spell 'cock' and 'anal'! I'm so proud!

--King's Head Tavern, 14th St

Overheard by: Argopelter

Girl on cell: Listen, you in Rikers -- you lucky you ain't get three years! ... And you stayin' there, 'cause I ain't bailin' you out... Oh, whatever -- if I didn't care about you, I wouldn't be usin' my daytime minutes.

--W train, Astoria, Queens

Overheard by: Juan Moment

Chick on cell: I am your phone sex Yoda! Come, my young padawan! Come!

--Steinway & Ditmars

Overheard by: using the force

Cross-eyed JAP on cell: No, seriously, it's not my phone. I think there's something wrong with my chin.

--Times Square

Overheard by: NathAnonymous