Conductor: We will soon arrive in Penn Station, the happiest place on Earth. Penn Station is next. –LIRR Overheard by: MineolaBoy Boyfriend to girlfriend: Let’s go be happy in front of miserable people! –49th & 8th Overheard by: Ashley Hot chick on cell to girlfriend: I am really happy that she is now dating Greg… I am over him… But I am cuter than her! –X28 Express Bus to Bensonhurst, Brooklyn Overheard by: PDG Middle-aged woman: Listen, I don’t need no husband. You see how happy I am? It’s because I have two cats and a vegetable crisper. I don’t need no freakin’ husband! –Hair salon, East Village Overheard by: edensnake Security guard frowning at metal detector: This is my happy face. –Empire State Building Overheard by: rage gage