President of the David Hasselhoff Fan Club, Anyway

Ragged man: You know, the president wears suits like these.
Employee: Oh, really? How do you know?
Ragged man: That doesn't matter, but I do know that the Secret Service is just a tailoring shop that makes the president's clothes.
Employee: I see... How do you know that?
Ragged man: I used to be the president!

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