"Kobe" Something?

Girl #1: So, I just met this guy... And we, like, totally connected! I mean, I could tell him everything, and it felt like we belonged together, you know?
Girl #2: Dude... You're 14 -- you're not supposed to find a guy that's husband material! Get a grip! By the way, what's his name?
Girl #1: [Silence.]

--UES

Overheard by: Lina