Black woman #1: Who’s that big girl in your store?
Black woman #2: [Laughs.]
Black woman #1: She is really big! And she looks young, too.
Black woman #2: [Nods head.]
Black woman #1: How old is she?
Black woman #2: Twenty-two.
Black woman #1: Get the fuck outta here! She is too big. She needs a transplant or something.

–L train

Overheard by: John