Grandma, What Big Wednesday One-Liners You Have!

Girl on cell: Stop talking about my grandmother's ba-donka-donk!

--6th & 2nd

Girl on cell: So, she walked in on me getting out of the shower again this morning... Yeah, I guess I could put a lock on the door, but I'm really starting to think that my grandma just likes seeing me naked in the morning.

--School of Visual Arts

Overheard by: dobby

Chick on cell: What should I get for Grandma? No, I'm not at a mall, I'm on the street... No, I don't see anything she'd like, unless... Do you think Grandma wants a bong?

--St. Mark's Pl

Overheard by: Heather

Dude to hot chick: I'd rather have sex with you than my grandma.

--1 train

Overheard by: bldlube

Guy on cell: So then he's like, 'Dude, are you in prison again?' And I was like, 'No, dude, I'm talking to you online. How could I be in prison?' And he was like, 'There was a computer when I was in prison. I mean, you had to suck dick to get online, but whatever.' And I was like, 'Dude, I'm at my grandma's house. We're having tea and shit.'

--E 14th St & Irving