Scruffy guy: Maybe you’re allergic to kangaroo milk. –St. Mark’s Pl Overheard by: Elaina Hipster dude on cell: Dude, what the fuck? Everywhere I go in your city there’s, like, no eggnog. –Mercer St Overheard by: omar Street sock vendor to another: This country’s immigration problems could all be solved if they just stopped selling Corona. –Union Square Overheard by: Cameron Rose Crazy guy: Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some fuckin’ water! Dumb bitch forgot the fuckin’ water. Go back up that hill, bitch, and get me my fuckin’ water! –C train Overheard by: Chrissy Thug to wife: Yo, this nigga don’t trust nothin’ ‘less it has an umbrella stickin’ out of it. That’s gangsta! –Atlantic Station Pathmark Overheard by: Kosi