Angry woman on cell: I don’t care if you are an ordained fucking minister, you can go straight to fucking hell! –Barnes & Noble, Union Square Overheard by: Last-minute shopper Crazy lady into microphone: Just because you don’t do drugs or have sex doesn’t mean you’re not going to hell! –Subway station, 43rd & Broadway, Times Square Teacher: Let’s go to hell! –Stuyvesant High Hobo: Is this the train to hell? It is! Oh my god, you’re all in purgatory! –A train, Brooklyn Overheard by: Geneva Scruffy artist type, to self: I’m not in hell, I’m in New York. I’m not in hell, I’m in New York… –Elevator, Bellevue Hospital Overheard by: David