Girl to friend passed out on stoop: Michelle! Michelle! I’ma take your picture for your MySpace page! Throw up again! –University & E 9th St Overheard by: Thompson Chick: It’s not like I miss my parents or anything, but it’s just that the toilets here are so gross to throw up in. –Columbia University Overheard by: Mark Jochens Vomiting thugette: I don’t even know what that is… Oh, God, that’s pizza! –Brooklyn Overheard by: traPt Cute chick: I was way too drunk to do anything but have sex, throw up a pizza burger, and take a shower… in that order. –The Black Sheep, 3rd Ave Overheard by: Argopelter Student to another: I dunno… All I heard is that he threw up all over his daughter’s teacher! –Mercer University Overheard by: J Dawg Conductor: Hey, here’s a novel idea — if you have to vomit, vomit on yourself! Not on the ground, on yourself! –LIRR Overheard by: Dave