Does That Mean That Hugo Chavez Doesn't Wear Pasties?

Nerd: Didn't Fidel Castro die this week?
Geek: No.
Nerd: Oh... I must have had that dream again.

--William Gibson signing, Barnes & Noble

Overheard by: Dan Lurie

Headline by: mark manne

Runners-Up:
· "And Jessica Simpson Didn't Blow You Either." - Chuck Roast
· "Freud: Sometimes a Dream About a Cigar Is Just a Dream About a Cigar" - Vasyl
· "I Guess Rush Limaugh and I Weren't Tied Up and Spanked by Midgets Either?" - Cru Jones
· "I Guess That's Why the Easter Bunny Was There" - allison
· "Winney the Pooh Being Raped by Danger Mouse Was Kind Of a Tip Off" - Kit Kat


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