I Like Being Able to Fast-Forward

Nerd chick: So, are you gonna see Ahmadinejad speak today, or go to the rally or anything?
Bimbette: Nah... I thought maybe I would, but then I realized I could totally just wait 'til it comes out on YouTube or whatever. It's like, why even bother?

--Barnard College

Overheard by: Vicksburg