Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m not gonna lie to you — I’m broke, homeless, and I really wanna see Big Momma’s House 2. Please spare some change. –F train Overheard by: benny 20-ish chick: Why is Jason Bateman in a movie called Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium? This ruins all of my fantasies. –Harlem Overheard by: Ladle Diner: Yo, ‘hyena’ — I know how that’s spelled. H-Y-H-E-E-N-A. High-heena! I know that shit. I saw The Lion King. –IHOP, Staten Island Overheard by: explosivo Ghetto white girl: She never even saw Breakfast at Tiffany’s until I lent it to her… Tryin’ to act like that’s her shit… –B train Young Socrates: Yo, son, Saw II is the ill philosophic reference. –Brooklyn College Overheard by: fival went east Flight attendant: Attention, passengers, please turn your attention to channel 30. Caddyshack is on! –LaGuardia Overheard by: Erica: I quickly went to channel thirty