Every Little Wednesday One-Liner Helps

Crazy hobo to passing Fordham students: Y'all crazy motherfuckers pay 40 grand a year to get a damn education. Y'all don't need no education. Pay 40 grand to get me food! Hell, I'll take four dollars! Look at me -- I got no education, and I turned out just fine.

--Fordham University, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: one of those mothafuckers

Wheelbo: I don't care what they say, I promise you I'll pay you back.

--Battery Park

Overheard by: MBS

Hobo: I need money for alcohol, drugs, and a hooker... Hey, at least I'm not bullshitting you.

--35th & 4th

Hobo, as girl nearby drops her Vogue: Oh, no! Somebody dropped their Torah!

--E train

Hobo, to passing suit: Hey, asshole, why don't you get a job like everyone else, and stop taking my money?!

--34th & 8th