Man to scantily clad girl passerby: Yo, can I get your number? Can I text message you? Can I e-mail you? Somethin’? [As she walks away] Can I be your socks? –Times Square Overheard by: Nicole 70-year-old man to 20-something jogger: Good morning. Would you like to wrestle in the grass over there? –Riverside Park Drunken Don Juan: Hey… Miss… Miss… Ah… Is your husband… Is your husband married? –Prospect Pl & Classon, Brooklyn Overheard by: sweet tea Drunk guy to girl: You have nice toes. I want to put them in my mouth. –St. Mark’s & 2nd Ave Creepy guy to hot blonde, after trying to pick her up: I’m not trying to hit on you. I just want to be your friend on Facebook. –78th & Columbus