Man walking dog: Yo, take a shit right here. –Houston & Mangin Overheard by: How about a little to the left? Woman to her gang-banging pug dog: Everyone can have love together! –Prospect Park Overheard by: riana Man to Yorkie, tugging at leash outside porn shop: You don’t want to go in there. Nothing you could use in there… Hmmm, except maybe the rubber goods. –28th & 8th Overheard by: Chuckell Upset man to black lab walking sheepishly beside him: They didn’t want you in there because you’re black, and they should have the guts to say so! We should go back to that fucking place and burn it down! [Pats pooch on head.] Good girl. You’re a good girl. [They start walking away again, and man mutters to himself] Motherfuckers. –W 4th St