Conductor, on loudspeaker: Please note, you heard it here first: I’m watching the Super Bowl only for the commercials. The Giants are going to be so far ahead of… the other team… it’ll be a boring game. We gonna whoop them by at least 15, 20 points. But the commercials are going to be great! –A train Overheard by: love this conductor! Blind hobo to no one: You know why black basketball players are better than white ones? Because Jesus was black, so they’re like Jesus! –1 train Black teen girl, to three teen boys: Super Bowl! Super bowl?! What the hell does that mean, ‘a Super Bowl’? Didn’t you ever think about how stupid that is?! –F train, 4th Ave Overheard by: Theresa Eight-year-old boy: You can’t have a Cowboys game without the cheerleaders. There go half the male ticket holders. –Prospect Park, Brooklyn Guy who is clearly not Eli Manning: What do I do? My name is Eli Manning, and I play for the New York Giants. –Upper West Side Guy randomly wipes out on the sidewalk, flat on his stomach with arms stretched out in front of him. Everyone stares. Nearby cop: Safe! –Outside Penn Station Overheard by: Bananaphone