Guido: I love these jeans. They’re so comfy-womfy. –R train, Court St Teen girl: Tissues are so overrated. That’s what long-sleeved shirts are for. That’s why no one wears short-sleeved shirts! –TGIFriday, 42nd St Conductor: Down coats are very poofy. Please pull them in from the doors. –Crowded F train Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja. Puking guy, using hat to catch his vomit: I don’t think I’m ever gonna be able to wear this hat again. It was a good hat. –A train Overheard by: Joseph Teen girl, about gift for boyfriend: Can you imagine me getting him a sweater that’s too small and going, ‘Oh, it’s too small? I’ll take it!’ –R train Chick: She was a tasteful goth… but she was wearing a cape. –4th & Lafayette