Guy to three cute girls: You’re the best looking gay guys I’ve seen all day! –Christopher & Bedford Chick to dude: You could wear a dress if you wanted to. –Broadway Abercrombie tot: Wait, you can’t carry a boy dog in a purse. That’s unnatural! –Penn Station Tween girl to friends: No, she’s a boy now and she looks gay. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: R Cute brunette: Who am I, forcing your lovers into a male-female dichotomy? I am terrible! –Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy