Woman on Bluetooth: How’s the weather like in your New York? –33rd & Broadway Old lady: Geez! Man! It is really cold here! [Looks at other lady] This is why I live in Brooklyn! –96th & Broadway Brit tourist to another: Eeee, I knew it were gonna be cold, but I forgot we’d have to, like, go outside. –Central Park Overheard by: birdw0rks Chick on cell: Why can’t you pick me up, Dad? … I don’t want to wait for the bus — it’s too cold out… Okay, thanks. See you later. [Hangs up phone.] Asshole. –Bronx-bound 4 train Overheard by: Sternie Queer hipster: It’s gonna be cold this weekend. Like, negative four or negative zero. –Essex Restaurant, LES Pilot: Welcome aboard our plane this afternoon, with direct service to Atlanta. The current weather in Atlanta is actually colder than it is here, so it sucks to be you. –LaGuardia Overheard by: jaybrrd