Modern orthodox girl: … And I was like, ‘Why should I be considerate? He doesn’t even keep kosher!’ –Barnard College Overheard by: Considerate of non-shellfish eaters and shellfish eaters alike Guy on cell: Well, I’m only Jewish by injection… –82nd & Madison Overheard by: I’m only Catholic because I took a pill… Woman: I think I’m just too Jewish for yoga. –Park Slope 20-ish girl on cell: I mean, Jesus Christ! The Jews in the RV just won’t leave me alone! –St. Mark’s & Ave B Overheard by: Also accosted by the mitzvah tank Man on cell: How did I pull off that deal? I’m a Jew, and that means I have powers over money that a dumb goyim like you can only dream of. It’s like Jewish superhero powers. Just call me ‘Super Jew.’ –Near Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Lesbian Whisperer Little boy: Uhhh, half New Yorkish and, uhhh, half Jewish — is that what I am, Mom? Half New Yorkish and half Jewish? –Rockefeller Center Overheard by: Rosie