... Or a Swift Punch in the Mouth? Choose Wisely.

Guy: I'll buy M&Ms.
Kid selling candy: Two dollars.
Guy: So, what year are you in school, bro?
Kid selling candy: Two dollars.
Guy: Do you like school? Are you doing well?
Kid selling candy: [Silence.]
Guy: Well, when I was your age, I didn't like school either, but just hang in there. Look at me -- I worked hard and got to play college football.
Kid selling candy: Do you want the M&Ms?

--Sheep Meadow