You Keep Going Back to the Womb

Musician: Oh, so this past tour -- you're gonna laugh.
Friend: Yeah?
Musician: This past tour I went skinny dipping in hotel pools three times. The water's really warm, and the lights have to be off, but they leave the doors open.
Friend: That is so you.

--Manny's Music Store, 48th & Broadway

Overheard by: Spidoodle