Drunk woman: I won’t sleep with people when I’m drunk. I’m not like that. I get drunk and I punch people in the face… I’m totally against infidelity. I can’t deal with that. I mean, I’ve been caught cheating lots of times, and it totally sucks. –44th & 8th Overheard by: Caitlin Guy: So, he’s pissed off because he’s dating this fucking hot stripper — she’s, like, West of freaky — and he can’t tell anybody because they’re all friends with his fiancé and would tell her. –Brooklyn-bound D train, Atlantic Ave stop Overheard by: just visiting Girl on cell: Sorry, I’m on my way to the airport. It was either go to Michigan or cheat on my boyfriend… No, I’m going to Michigan. –125th & Broadway Overheard by: Cat Darcy German girl, after breaking kiss with another chick: Don’t worry about my husband too much… –Frost St, Greenpoint Overheard by: jayloo Black man on cell: … So I put my hand between her legs… Nah, she wasn’t wearing any panties… She’s mad cool, but she’s married… –Q46 bus Overheard by: Izabela Ghetto mama: … And I said to her, ‘No, I did not fuck yo’ husband. But I did let him eat my pussy!’ –Nostrand Ave Overheard by: Kris S.