Girl: I’ll drink for charity. I mean, I’m gonna be drinking anyway, so sure. –Spring & Lafayette Overheard by: Thomas Chick in Santa suit, on cell: How’s it going? Santa’s sobering up. –Harlem Overheard by: Ladle Hobo to pigeon walking toward his booze: Get away from that, you alcoholic bitch! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Shanaca Girl to friend: I’m not drunk, I just like the way it feels on my skin! –2nd St & Ave B Chick on cell: … So you were like, ‘I should become an alcoholic.’ –Mulberry & Spring Grad student, slowly: I followed you down the bedrunkenation path. –International Affairs building, Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Girl: My friend wants to get a wheelchair and put a keg on it. He wants to call it ‘handi-tapped.’ –St. Mark’s Pl, between 1st & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Mariah