Thug to friends: Yo, it’s not like I’m gay! Just… the kid had some nice hair! –Ave M, Q train stop Overheard by: LoRna Teen boy: Yo, near the pubic hair, son… That shit is phat! –Southern Blvd, Bronx Overheard by: E.J. Seven-year-old blonde to friend: … And if you get it in your hair, you lose all your points! –Washington Square West Overheard by: SELENA Asian 30-something on cell: Well, he doesn’t have any hair, so he better be good-looking. –13th & 6th Chick on cell: Masochistic hair to go with a masochistic gal. Aw! –Columbia University Overheard by: McFreaky Subway performer, finishing barbershop-quartet style song: We’d like to wish you all a beautiful afternoon. If any of you happen to run into Condoleezza Rice, please tell her we’ve got a sista in Harlem waitin’ to do her hair. –R train Overheard by: Marisa