Teacher: Well, I guess it’s just Vomit and Dildo Day here in screen writing class. –SVA Building, 21st St Black queer to Chinese server: You tell Steve that he better come over and pick up his dildo or I’ma kick his ass! –Christopher & Greenwich St Overheard by: Justin Tang Middle-aged stagehand to another: All I know is that I need to get a lot more KY jelly before next week. –Striking stagehand picket line, Broadway Dude to chick: You’ll have to wear a dildo… –34th & 8th Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Elegant lady: That’s really one of the two great stories of your childhood, the other one being when I walked into Yhe Pleasure Chest and said, ‘Can you recommend a good vibrator for a child?’ Suddenly everyone got very quiet and still, and I gasped and said, ‘Oh, no, not like that! It’s just that… I’m a Greenwich Village mom, and she’s been using the electric toothbrush!’ They were much friendlier once they thought I was the sort of person who was going to go down the street to the market and buy some spinach, and not a dangerous pervert. –Park Ave Bistro Overheard by: Rose Fox Bearded guy, excitedly: True! But what a vibrator that would be! –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Argopelter