Dude to another: Yeah, but she got a yeast infection from sitting around naked on muffins all day. –Union Square Overheard by: chris Artsy guy on cell: No, no, she’s not naked… But you want to see her naked! –12th & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK Flight attendant: Your pilot for the flight today is Buck Naked. Your first officer is Justin Case. That’s just in case Buck Naked decides to get buck wild. –LaGuardia Dude: I heard that all they do there is have sex and drink beer… And have naked snowball fights. –41st & 7th