Three-year-old: Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend! –60th & 5th Overheard by: Rich Hobo singing to self: Pussy’s like a lickety split, but if you miss, you wind up in a world of shit. –Staten Island Ferry Terminal Blind weelbo: Amaaazing grace, how sweet the sound… I once was blind aaand I still am… –F train Overheard by: Sara Large thug, singing in falsetto: I will looove agaaain, even if it takes a lifetime to get ooover youuu… –Milano Market, 113th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle Talentless busker, singing: All my loving, I will send to you… All my loving, darling, I’ll be true [tries to whistle instrumental break, and fails]. My lip! There’s something wrong with my lip! –63rd & Lex Ave station Overheard by: Aloof Loner