Teen boy: C’mon! Touch the squirrel! Do it!
Teen girl: Oh, fuck no! I don’t want to get rabies!
Teen boy: Actually, city squirrels have herpes.
Teen girl: I don’t need any more of that! –Midtown Headline by: The Mac Runners-Up:
· “Adam and Eve Hit the Big Apple” – haz
· “Don’t Pick Up Anything That You Can’t Put Down.” – Dan Walker
· “Squirrel: Tell Me About It!” – twoferrets
· “The Pubic Lice Keep Eating Them” – samson
· “They Are Also Notorious Rapists.” – Moldizzle
· “Unexpectedly, The Date Was Over” – J.M. Berger
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