'Cause If You Do Like Torture, My Culture Is All Over That

D.O.M.: I really like your culture.
Cute Japanese bartender: You... like torture?
D.O.M.: What? No, no... Culture -- culture....
Bartender: [Silence.]
D.O.M.: Culture. Man, how do I say this...?
Bartender: [Silence.]
D.O.M.: ... I like what you guys do.
Bartender, leery: Thanks...

--Japanese restaurant

Overheard by: aulevan