Wednesday One-Liners Lay the Smack Down

Big guy on phone: ... All I'm sayin' is that's wrong, man -- you hit an ol' woman, and you're a boxer!

--151st & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Thin walls

Guy on cell: So, wait -- you punched her or slapped her? In the face?! Oh. Ow... Yeah, that's still not appropriate.

--N 6th St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: j

Angry guy on cell: This guy laid a fucking warrant on me for beating up crackheads!

--168th & Fort Washington Ave

Overheard by: RR

Five-year-old girl to seven-year-old brother: I'll punch your Adam's apple straight down your throat!

--Graham Ave bus station

Black girl on rising escalator, to friend: If he says anything to me, I'm gonna kick him in the ding-ding and then run!

--Broadway East station

Overheard by: Subwaysurfer