Big guy on phone: … All I’m sayin’ is that’s wrong, man — you hit an ol’ woman, and you’re a boxer! –151st & Amsterdam Overheard by: Thin walls Guy on cell: So, wait — you punched her or slapped her? In the face?! Oh. Ow… Yeah, that’s still not appropriate. –N 6th St, Brooklyn Overheard by: j Angry guy on cell: This guy laid a fucking warrant on me for beating up crackheads! –168th & Fort Washington Ave Overheard by: RR Five-year-old girl to seven-year-old brother: I’ll punch your Adam’s apple straight down your throat! –Graham Ave bus station Black girl on rising escalator, to friend: If he says anything to me, I’m gonna kick him in the ding-ding and then run! –Broadway East station Overheard by: Subwaysurfer