Boricua: Yo, son, I told you! Birdseed don’t know shit about shit! –Fordham University Announcer: The 10:30… Shit, the 11:30 six train to Ronkonkoma is now boarding on track eighteen. Shit… –LIRR terminal, Penn Station Eight-year-old girl: Mom, look! Mom, they got a nicer elevator than we do! Shit. –7th & 2nd Overheard by: BJ Girl: Awww, all they have is shit! –NYU dining hall Loud woman on phone: So, guess what my 18-month-old daughter learned to say? ‘Oh, shit.’ And guess who she learned it from? Mommy. –Bergen Beach-bound B3 bus Overheard by: Robert