The Management Will Address Your Concerns on February 30th

Preacher woman: They say, if you see something, say something -- if you see a suspicious package, say something! Well, Hell is a suspicious package!
Commuter: Since it's about a hundred and forty degrees down here, I'd say this was Hell. Who can I speak to about it?

--2/3 station, Fulton St

Overheard by: Karen Maria