I Hear If You Don't Have Sex for Two Years, You Become a Virgin Again, Too

Girl #1: Why does she seem so nasty and stressed all the time?
Girl #2: Well, I think it's because she's a lesbian by default.
Girl #1: A what?
Girl #2: A lesbian by default. She's such a bitch that guys don't want anything to do with her.

--Manhattan Lounge

Overheard by: fpod