Conductor: Attention, everyone, we are not interviewing for train conductors! Stop trying to control the doors — that’s my job. We are, however, seeking passengers. Please enter the train and sit down to be interviewed for that position. –1 train, 125th St Overheard by: Jeff McCrum Clearly intoxicated girl: I decided to go from working to doing a lot of drugs… –42nd & 8th Overheard by: ADA 20-something: You know, I’m just lucky I have a job at all! I mean, I did go to state school! –Morton & Hudson Overheard by: Sam Emo teen, running taking pictures: See, this is why I got fired from American Apparel — because I would come into work acting like this! –Vanessa’s Dumplings, E 14th & 3rd Overheard by: Maggie Elisabeth Lady on a Bluetooth: Girl, you’ve got CEO dreams with a McDonald’s work ethic. –W 60th St, between Columbus & Broadway Loud man to loud friends: It was just him running around getting punched in his codpiece and yelling, ‘You killed my father.’ Yeah, I think he has a new job now. –109th & Amsterdam