Middle-aged black woman: William Shatner should run for president or governor or mayor or something… He’s got the charisma. –Staten Island Ferry snack bar Overheard by: Stephanie Hobo spinning in circles: ‘Bout time we got some poontang in the White House! There’s a first time for everything! –117th & Broadway Overheard by: Vicksburg Thug, watching Elliot Spitzer and Chuck Schumer drive by: Who da fuck these niggas? –Super Bowl Parade Overheard by: No idea Scholar: I’m voting for Osama Barack. –F train Overheard by: Terrorized Conductor: Grand Central Station. Two and Three trains across the platform. Change here for the Seven, A, C, E, and shuttle to Times Square. Vote Obama. –1 train, Grand Central Drunk guido during post-Super Bowl rioting: I mean, who cares who the next president is after this? –52nd & 2nd Overheard by: NCS