Wednesday One-Liners Wish They Had Porcupine Quills

Woman on crowded train: They're gonna make me eat the pole.

--E train

Overheard by: wish i had a pole to hold on to

Man to androgynous passenger: Are we going out on a date later? Because if we aren't, you better get off of me!

--Crowded Q27 bus

Conductor on PA: To put it simply, get in where you fit in!

--C train

Overheard by: Maggie

Bus driver: Move it back, people, it's crowded. It's gonna get tight back there. But you know what I always say -- 'If it's tight, it's alright.'

--10th St & Ave D

Conductor, as his crowded train pulls into the station: Well, whaddya know?! More people.

--F train, Broadway & Lafayette

Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.