Woman on crowded train: They’re gonna make me eat the pole. –E train Overheard by: wish i had a pole to hold on to Man to androgynous passenger: Are we going out on a date later? Because if we aren’t, you better get off of me! –Crowded Q27 bus Conductor on PA: To put it simply, get in where you fit in! –C train Overheard by: Maggie Bus driver: Move it back, people, it’s crowded. It’s gonna get tight back there. But you know what I always say — ‘If it’s tight, it’s alright.’ –10th St & Ave D Conductor, as his crowded train pulls into the station: Well, whaddya know?! More people. –F train, Broadway & Lafayette Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.